*NOT A
COVER BAND.
A FULL-BLOWN PUNK ROCK PARTY DISGUISED
AS FIVE OLD MEN WHO SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
MERCH
Shirts, stickers, nonsense, and artifacts from the grandpa punk-rock multiverse.
SHOWS
Come for the songs you know.
Stay for bingo, screaming, dance-offs, and emotional damage.
MUSIC
Stream the songs your childhood remembers, then watch us put them through a punk-rock wood chipper.
BOOK
THE
BAND
Festivals. Bars. Weddings. Private events. Corporate weirdos. College chaos.
We bring the show.
Want the room loud, full, and actually paying attention?